March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Taurus Sadness
mindofataurus:
There’s no way to avoid depression when you allow yourself to turn into a sloth—and that’s the conundrum that is Taurus. They live for their comforts, often ODing on it and then wind up being uninspired and turning into one sad mess of lumpy flesh that has no clue how ot bring back on track. Sure, they can happily thrive in this rut for longer than most, but life without change...
uhmwillowsomething:
100 Years - Five for...
Tumblr, why you look different?
February 2012
One of those nights.
I’m in my little corner of the world, listening as life continues on around me, without me; usually being so distant is exactly what I want being the only thing that’ll bring me contentment and let me breathe easy. Tonight I’m still wound up, every lights too bright, every sound too loud. My thoughts redundantly loop every hour strangling my imagination and every inclination to...
Brent texted me today, and I can honestly say I felt nothing, I feel nothing in regards to him. I’ve gotten so sick of his mixed signals, and putting me on the back burner for his ex, but I think the deal breaker was his reaction to our conversation the other day. Its taken me a while to just turn these feelings off, but they’re off for good.
Sometimes, I notice how manipulative I can be. I always think harshly of those who do or say things to get under the skin of others, then I notice myself being hypocritical when I get a smug satisfaction from doing that very thing. I am honestly and only a walking contradiction.
I love when it turns out that I’m not being irrational or overthinking things at all, which oddly is most of the time. I think I’m just very intuitive about peoples true wants and sometimes mistake it for being insane.
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As much as it pains me to say anything remotely nice about Rick Santorum, I must admit he is the most honest and open of the Republican candidates, and is willing to admit when he makes a mistake. I commend him for that, despite my deep abhorrence of every other value and opinion he has.
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I have no honest ambition to become a nutritionist, own a restaurant or do anything in the professional world but I tell everyone that because now a days it’s almost taboo for a woman to want to be a housewife. Well no, let me be concise, it’s not that my lifes goal is to be a housewife, it’s just that I don’t want to have it both ways. I don’t particurlally have...
“I’ve noticed that when something “bad” happens to someone we like, we call it...”
– Michael Jeffreys (via ezekkiel)
“Who told you to believe your thoughts? Why only another thought!”
– Michael Jeffreys (via ezekkiel)
I just want to have no contact with anyone but my family and erinn for a long while. Life is simple that way. I’m happy that way.
One day I’ll look back and know that today I made the right decision in closing this chapter.
futsingaround:
When I first made my tumblr I had no clue who Tyler The Creator was and I just naturally assumed that all of the people posting about him meant that he created tumblr. True story.
Oh, my god. I can’t breathe.
Reason I didn't like generation two of skins
It annoyed me how basically every male that came in contact with Effy fell in love with her, the characters were extremely shallow in their desires and unrealistic. The only character I liked was the blond girl, and her not even so much.
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what if kanye west was less ambitious
fireking:
silver digger
just one light
you can tell me something
strong
lost in the park
jesus sits
touch the ceiling
dirt from sierra leone
pretty good life
the lights flashed
power outage
walk away
n——s in texas
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
“I can do a lot with a little”
– Santorum (reciting his bedroom motto)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
“I’m all for minority/women’s/gay rights, but—”
– Your cue to stop talking (via jpegartifacts)
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Taurus do not do emotions well ... you won't get...
truth-has-a-liberal-bias:
2012, B.C.?
blissandzen:
First came the soccer moms.
Then the security moms.
Will 2012 be the year of the “birth control moms”?
Just a few weeks ago, the notion would have seemed far-fetched. The country is deeply divided on abortion, but not on contraception; the vast majority of American women have used it, and access hasn’t been a front-burner political issue...